What the Government is Really Doing During the Shut Down

As you may have heard, the federal government shutdown today because they can't agree to disagree. Everyone is curious to see what they're really doing, so we checked, and we're not surprised.

Throwing Darts at a Map

Trying to pinpoint the location of the problems.

Playing Video Games

Grand Theft Auto V released online gaming today, so their practicing their crime tactics.

Gone Fishing

Fishing for lies that is!

Hitting the Links

To take a break from their hard day of negotiating, a quick nine won't hurt anyone.

Swimming in Their Vaults of Money

Just like Scrooge McDuck, not beats an early morning swim in cold-hard cash!