Website Gives Away Vibrators to Federal Employees During Government Shutdown

The government shutdown isn't all bad.

In a move that will surely have people trembling with excitement, vibrators.com is offering free vibrators to all government employees.

Unfortunately, there is a 200-vibrator daily maximum and only one per person is allowed, so no one can make like a renegade postal carrier and hoard the inventory.

All we know is it still sounds like the government is finding a way to screw people over.