How Pissed is Your Girlfriend when She Beats you With a Furby?

Wednesday morning around 1am police where called to a home for a domestic dispute. A 27-year-old woman got into a fight with her boyfriend that led to an assault. Now, at this point you would think he must of hit her, but that is not what happened. The woman, in the heat of the argument, picked up a Furby (one of those electronic robotic toys, he probably gave it to her for Christmas) and hit him on the right side of his face, she then grabbed the PS2 controller and hit him on the left side of his face.
When the police arrived they found the man outside the home bleeding from his face with red marks and swollen bumps on his head. The woman was charged with simple assault and releases on $2,000 bond. The 27-year-old male was taken to the hospital for treatment and was the butt of jokes the rest of the day ”did you see that guy in 2B he got his ass-whupped with a Furby”.