Malibu Betty Pube DyeLanding strip, completely bare, whatever you call it when you have a triangle… there are a lot of pubic hair styles out there. Hell, people even try styling it into shapes (letters, numbers, self-portraits). Although I have threatened to bleach my pubes a time or two, until now I was unaware that pubic hair dying actually happened. 

I have always been into doing off the wall things mostly involving adding color to my wardrobe, but I didn't think there were many freaks out there like me. I guess I have to assume that this stuff is for those folks who are dealing with a bit of graying. And, if that’s the reason that you want to dye your bush, I suppose I can understand that. BUT… no one has naturally blue, pink, bright green, purple, or fire engine red pubic hair. And frankly, if you do, you should probably seek the advice of a medical professional. It just sounds like a lot of fun to see the reaction of your partner when you drop your drawers to reveal your newly colored pubes.

The folks at Betty Beauty offer the colors I just listed and a ton more. Not only do you get the pube dye, but it also comes with a stencil so that you can dye stupid shapes into your bush like a palm tree, a dolphin, or even a dove (BRILLIANT!).

Guys, bad news... The dye I have been talking about is for chicks, because apparently we have different species of pubes. But,don’t worry, there’s pube dye out there for us too. Betty comes to the rescue with a formula designed especially for you! It comes in the same colors, so if you want to have a man bush that looks like it belongs on a smurf, you can go right ahead! I am kind of pissed though, it doesn't come with the stencils. I bet your moms old cookie cutters would work just fine!