Checking Out a Dude’s Butt, The Most Humiliating Moment in a Guys Life

There are guys out there that are going to give me a hard time for writing this article, but there is no straight man out there who hasn't experienced this. I just happen to have the balls to write about it... The moment when you accidentally check out another dudes ass. 

The scenario always goes something like this... You are at a bar, had a few drinks, so can't see all the way straight and you are feeling a little frisky. From across the bar you see a very well shaped booty in tight pants, and enough hair coming out of their head to assume that it's a chick. You start thinking about how you are going to make your move, when all of a sudden they turn around, and the chick with a nice ass happens to be a dude.

Of course you never tell anyone, but still you hate yourself for a few days after the incident. Just be thankful you aren't the guy who hit on the dude before you knew he was a dude!

What I am getting at here is that guys really shouldn't wear tight pants. They need to be loose enough in the ass region so that other straight guys in the bars know you are a guy. It's just fair to your fellow man!

This was all brought to my attention by the much-talked-about yoga pants brand Lululemon who announced that they are going to start having mens-only stores in 2016. Dudes in yoga pants isn't just a no, it's a hell no. So I am hoping that by getting this article out, and telling society we have a problem that guys will choose not to start wearing yoga pants!

PLEASE!!