Bomb Boobs Are Not What You Might Think They Are

I remember a time during my youthful days in the 90's when it was cool to call everything "the bomb." That saying wore out, and we moved on, but I have recently heard the cool kids calling things they like simply "bomb," not "the bomb," just "bomb." So when you hear me say someone has bomb boobs, you'd probably assume I meant nice tits... You'd be wrong. 

Remember the Fembots from Austin Powers?? It's kind of like that...There is an increasing concern by western security agencies of surgically implanted bombs, specifically in breast implants... True bomb boobs!

According to officials, if someone were to fill an implant with an explosive liquid and inject a catalyst liquid into it, this could potentially cause an explosion strong enough to take down a plane.

Officials say there are genuine fears over this, and they have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts. Not sure how you scope that out...

This development may lead to increased TSA security scanning, which has already lead people to accuse agents of fondling and may have convinced me to make a career change!!