Apparently Making People Rub Hot Sauce On Their Genitals to Get Into a Fraternity Is Frowned Upon

If for whatever reason you are making a list of fraternity's to never try and join, you may want to pencil in the Zeta Alpha Phi fraternity at the State University of New York-Canton. These hard-asses decided that toga parties and spankings weren't enough to let new dudes into the club. 

Seven members of the fraternity reportedly forced pledges to douse and massage their own crotches with hot sauce (which I must say is better than having to massage someone else's crotch in hot sauce). The funniest part of this is, that I was just writing a script to have our very own Stuntman Dirt do this same this same thing in the near future! And who knows, maybe this has some sort of warming effect like those expensive ass lubes they are selling. It might not even be that bad!

But before we go defending these dudes too much, should I tell you what else they made the pledges do? Probably... One prospective member scoop human feces from a toilet and informing him that “a true brother… would eat it.” (The pledge says he passed on eating it.) Candidates also spit raw eggs back and forth in each other’s mouths, underwent traditional “Thank you, sir, may I have another” paddlings, and endure brandings from a red-hot wire hanger wielded by one frat member’s father.

I am not sure I would do any of these things to get the chance at living with a bunch of hot chicks, let alone doing these things for the chance to live with a bunch of smelly dudes...

Now the charter has been entirely and permanently revoked by the school. Party-poopers!