A Michigan Man Reports His Porn Collection Stolen, Valued at $6,500

Tuesday a Michigan man returned home to find his back door kicked in. He called the police and according to the report the only items taken were his porn collection, which he told police was one of the largest in the state, valued at $6,500 and three flat-screen TVs. Police say there are no suspects at this time.
Maybe they should stake-out local stores for teen boys, who look like they have been up all night, have hand cramps and are buying the extra large bottles of lotion.