Will Turner is Guarding Grand Junction’s Version Of The Dead Man’s Chest

You have been warned by Will Turner himself. Who's going to break it to him that this is no Dead Man's Chest?

I don't know about you, but a cardboard figure staring at me while I am recycling would hold me accountable; I don't want him to see me throw plastic or paper in the "cardboard only' bin. This is one of those 'Only in Grand Junction' moments.

Here are a few of my thoughts for an appropriate caption for this picture.

• You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of
• Should we break the news to him that he isn't guarding the Dead Man's Chest?
• Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.

What would you caption this?