Western Slope Craigslist Missed Connections Are Comedy Gold
I hope you're ready for some real entertainment because this is as good as your Friday is likely to get. Sit down, relax, maybe put on your favorite Bon Jovi ballad and enjoy love Western Slope-style. It's our favorite "Missed Connections" from Western Slope Craigslist.
By the way, I have not changed any of their words. The titles in green are mine, but their words are completely awesome without any modifications.
This is a long shot... I came into your work for some sushi the other night at No Coast. I was blown away. You are absolutely stunning. I was sitting at the bar. Wish I would have said something. Anyone know who she is? If you remember me. Tell me what color shirt I was wearing.
I came in with friends on Saturday, October 24th in the evening around 5:00 or so. I was too shy to say how adorable I thought you were, so I tried to use telepathy, silly me.
Friday I saw you through the drive up window at A & W. I was inside at the counter, waiting for my order. Kinda hoping for eye contact before you left but no. I can't stop thinking about your smile and the way you laughed. Just thought I'd share....
You are stunning, i could not take my eyes off or you. I never remember a girl all in black looking so good.. You and i spoke many-times, you smile each time.. Yet, I'm sure you have no idea how i lust for you in secret... I think there was a spark but, we are both married... Could there be a bond between us...I doubt I will ever know.
I came into the store today and I must say your smile is absolutely to die for. I was looking for something in particular and you told me I should go to the dollar store. You flashed me that smile as I leaned in closer to hear what you said. Needless to say your all I can think about today. If you read this tell me what I was looking for. Btw the dollar store one worked great.
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