Top 5 Reasons We Love Top 5 Lists

As you can probably tell, we love top five lists. We have counted down the top five of pretty much everything in the area. Top five scenic drives? Check. Five Grand Junction specialty sweets stores? Done. Top five smoke shop mannequins holding signs? Working on that one. Yes, we love top five lists. And, here are the top five reasons why.

Five. Our second-grade teacher hasn't covered the numbers above five yet.

4. Counting backwards turns women on - or so we're told.

3. Top five means we can count our fingers on just one hand - leaving the other hand free to do other things...like make chili.

2. The number five is what was on Speed Racer's car.

1. It keeps us from writing weird things about sheep.