An extremely attractive woman near Portland, Oregon had something very embarrassing stolen from her.  Chelsey Coutts had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car.  She claims that she was quite flustered while reporting the theft to the police.  We don't think this is true, as she later went on a local television station and told her story.

After the story was publicized, people began to donate sex toys to Coutts so that her and her friends could have their sex toy party.  People are so nice.

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to say about this sexy sex-toy mom below.

It was stuffed in there tight.  Just jammed full!  It was double stuffed with dildos! - Zane