His First Arrest As A Rookie Police Officer Was A Public PooperHis First Arrest As A Rookie Police Officer Was A Public PooperJohnathan Garcia, a rookie cop in Detroit, made his first arrest this weekFree Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot WingsKelly CheeseKelly Cheese
Colorado’s New Plan to Test for COVID-19 Is Crap…LiterallyColorado’s New Plan to Test for COVID-19 Is Crap…LiterallyColorado will soon be able to mass test poop for COVID-19. Emily MashakEmily Mashak
Denver Couple Shot After Man Gets Angry About Their Dog PoopingDenver Couple Shot After Man Gets Angry About Their Dog PoopingA Denver couple was shot after a man got angry about their dog pooping near his apartment. Alicia SelinAlicia Selin
Fight About Dog Poop Leads to Shooting in ColoradoFight About Dog Poop Leads to Shooting in Colorado A fight about not picking up dog poop lead to a shooting in Colorado.Alicia SelinAlicia Selin
Man Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy NeighborMan Totally Out of Ideas Use Feces to Hush Noisy NeighborIt's safe to say the poop hit the fan.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposePoop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) PurposeWaste not, want not.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Who Was Being Traded Meth For Yard Work Shot After Pooping in Yard [Video]Man Who Was Being Traded Meth For Yard Work Shot After Pooping in Yard [Video]Our guess is that absolutely no one is going to read this and think, 'Oh yeah, I've totally been there. I get where this guy is coming from.'Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
Stop Pooping Signs Pop UpStop Pooping Signs Pop UpWhat do you do when someone keeps pooping on a bicycle path? Well, you put up signs that read "Stop Pooping," with a crossed-out poop emoji, of course!Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
Digging For GoldDigging For GoldA new study has found that Americans might be pooping up to $4 billion worth of gold a year.Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings
Iowa Woman In Trouble After Mailing Poop to Her Neighbor [Video]Iowa Woman In Trouble After Mailing Poop to Her Neighbor [Video]A Burlington, Iowa, woman has been charged with a misdemeanor crime after a feud with a neighbor went a little too far.Free Beer and Hot WingsFree Beer and Hot Wings