Our guess is that absolutely no one is going to read this and think, "Oh yeah, I've totally been there. I get where this guy is coming from."

Hugo Duarte Mendez was just trying to earn some money (okay, more accurately, he was trying to earn some meth.) He was doing yard work for Ruben Rodriguez and opted to be paid in meth instead of cash. Both parties were pleased with the arrangement.

When Rodriguez refused to let Mendez inside to use the bathroom while he was working, well... that's when things got weird.

Instead of going somewhere else to find a bathroom, Mendez instead dropped his pants and defecated in Rodriguez's yard. Rodriguez, not at all happy about the added human fertilizer, pulled out a gun and shot Mendez in the knee. He then loaded him up in his truck, drove him down the street, and dumped him on the side of the road.

Rodriguez is now being charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, and kidnapping. If convicted, he could get up to 24 years in prison.

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