Names for the Los Angeles Clippers if Dennis Hof Buys Them

You have no doubt heard the story of Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling being banned from the NBA for life. Maybe you have also heard that he has also been banned from going to the famous Nevada brothel, the Bunny Ranch, and the brothels owner, Dennis Hof is interested in buying the Clippers. Of course he would change the team's name, right?

Hof, the owner of America's most famous legal brothel and star of HBO's "Cathouse" series, said this week that Sterling was no longer allowed to visit any of his brothels... Probably a publicity stunt.

But what caught my ear more was Hof's interest in buying the Clippers and forming a prospective ownership group with his prostitutes and brothel clients to purchase the team. Of course if that happened, he would have to change the Clippers name... Here are a few of my ideas: