Well, I was looking for way spruce up my Canadian tuxedo, and I found the perfect thing.

Janties. A mix of jeans and underwear, could it be any more perfect?

There are no pockets, but when do women's jean products have functioning pockets anyway?

Oh, and the price? Super affordable for something with no pant legs at a solid $315.

“Denim brief-style shorts in navy. Fading throughout. Mid-rise. Three-pocket styling. Belt-loops at waistband. Copper-tone hardware. Tonal stitching. 100% cotton. Imported.” - Ssense Y/Project

Janties for the win. Excuse me as I channel my Brittany Spears jean outfit of 2001 American Music Awards.