What are they drugging people with nowadays when they get their wisdom teeth pulled? Whatever it is, it sure made this young lady ready for some action!

As you can see, she hits on the doctor, tells her mom she wants to have sex with Ryan Gosling, AND she wants some "white d---"!

Not only does she want to be plowed by the doctor and Gosling's white "D," she wants to be a Kardashian ... that's why she's acting like a two-bit hooker.

And to answer her last question, "... is this what marijuana feels like ..." nope, marijuana doesn't turn you into a d-happy prostitute.

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