Fishing Wasted Championship Long on Booze, Short on Fish
With a name like the Fishing Wasted Championship, you know it's gonna be good.
We have no no clue where this takes place, but you're going to enjoy it. Basically, people fish while drinking -- or what is more popularly known as fishing.
Holy mackerel, is this funny. You will be reeled in drunk, line and sinker at the guys going for the title.
Instead of catching hammerhead, the competitors are only getting hammered.
Instead of catching bass, the competitors are drinking it.
Instead of catching trout, the competitors wind up passed trout.
After a long day of drinking, the competitors may need to take a long look in the mirror and realize they need kelp.
You get the gist.
It's not clear who won the Fishing Wasted Championship, but that lucky fella ought to seriously consider moving up in class to the Sitting Outside Your Trailer Championship. He's clearly got what it takes.
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