Cops

In a bizarre story out of Tallahassee, Florida, a llama was running rampant around town Saturday morning.  Police were called to the scene to subdue the llama but had trouble getting it under control.  After being spit on and trampled several times, the officers resorted to using a taser on the beast.  It was eventually subdued and captured after it was tasered.

Sometimes crazy people have standoffs with cops; it happens. Crazy people in L.A., though? They always want to "do it in character."

A police officer’s job is to serve and to protect. And to fend off pesky kids.

Earlier this year the internet brought something very important about goats to our attention. When the can-eating animals scream they sound an awful lot like a person who has either witnessed a great horror or suffered a devastating injury.

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea. Rea

Slowpoke drivers in the fast lane will drive any right-minded person into an raging lunatic! It's every persons dream to have the ability to just nudge them out of the way -- enter highway patrol!

Last Friday police in North Providence, Rhode Island were called by a woman who had spotted a group of teenagers damaging her mailbox. The cops quickly located the yellow sports car which had been at the crime scene and apprehended the suspects.

During a career day visit to a Sante Fe, New Mexico, a police officer fired a taser at a 10-year-old boy for jokingly refusing to clean his patrol car. Read more of the shocking details below.

When it comes to getting out of cop trouble, women have it way easier than us guys. It’s not like we have the luxury of flashing our racks to get out of tickets, although that’d be really awesome. Wait, do women even do that? They should.

­ When it comes to ordering things over the phone like exotic dancers and high-class hookers, a man has to be careful that he does not get served a welfare hussy instead.