When it comes to getting out of cop trouble, women have it way easier than us guys. It’s not like we have the luxury of flashing our racks to get out of tickets, although that’d be really awesome. Wait, do women even do that? They should.

So what’s a dude to do, when Johnny Law brings the hammer down? Take a cue from this guy, that’s what.

Obviously, there comes a time in every man’s life when he’s driving and gets the unavoidable urge to slap the ol’ salami. For us, it's kind of a daily issue, so when we heard about this potential wanker down in Port St. Lucie, Florida, we sympathized.

However, this seemingly innocent dude was just hanging out in his car in a parking lot, when a woman thought she saw him taking care of business down south. The 34-year-old lady called police, but when they arrived on the scene, the guy cleared things up.

According to the police report, Mr. Baloney Pony claims “he raised his right short leg up and began to scratch himself because of a rash on his testicles.” Clearly, a case of itchy balls is the worst, but the story wasn’t enough for police. What got him off the hook? Showing the officer his rash-covered testicle.

Well folks, another day, another lesson learned-- showing your irritated sack can keep you out of the slammer.