Three Big Questions About That Bud Light Robot at Mile High
Saturday's game with the Broncos vs. the Browns will have a line of people getting beers from a robot. I have a few questions about this whole thing.
So, a robot will be serving Bud Light at Broncos Stadium at Mile High on December 15, 2018, for the Broncos game against the Cleveland Browns. I'm all for nerdy things, but when it comes to my beer, I need to ask a few questions.
How much will the beer cost? Will it cost A LOT more because of the technology involved? Will people be tipping the 'bot? You can count on these Bud Lights not costing LESS.
How long will the line be? The novelty factor will draw a lot of folks, but will the line be so long that it's not worth it? The robot could be busier than a one-armed paper hanger, and It doesn't appear to be a 'speedy' robot.
How much beer will the robot, let's call it 'Paxton', actually serve you? In the promotional video, Paxton only gets about 2/3 of the cup full. Buddy, I am NOT paying $12 for a not-full beer. Reboot that bot! Reboot!