In a time when we all want to get in shape fast the greatest workout known to man is finally here. For decades people have been trying to come up with the perfect piece of exercise equipment and now it’s in the palm of your hand.

The Tug Toner will get you into the best shape of your life with just a simple daily workout and lets face it who doesn’t pump up once a day? The only thing is you might want to be careful where you get your workout in.

I have the feeling that some people might not get that you are working out. They might just see you as some pervert spanking a big pink rubber dong. Use your Tug Toner with care and don’t pull anything you might want to use later.

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