Colorado Businesses That Need to Sponsor Mile High Stadium
They're finally removing all Sports Authority signage from Denver's Mile High Stadium, so I took a look around Colorado to see who'd make the best fit for Mile High. Here are my suggestions.
Casa Bonita's Mile High Stadium
Even though it's Casa Bonita's Mile High Stadium -- don't try to high-dive from the upper bowl.
The Joint's Mile High Stadium
The Joint in Denver seems appropriate for the new name for Mile High. With the new renaming, you can now get mile high at Mile high.
Purina's Mile High Stadium
Purina's Mile High Stadium fits because you can't get away from the smell anyway. That Eastern wind brings in that nice, Purina aroma.
Blue Lucifer's Mile High Stadium
Finally, there's a place to show off that creepy blue horse at the Denver International Airport. The Mile High Stadium will now be Blue Lucifer's Mile High Stadium.
Fear and Loathing at Mile High Stadium
Fear and Loathing at Mile High Stadium is the perfect name, because of Hunter S. Thompson of course. Oh and watching the Broncos play already involves a lot of fear -- and loathing.