The B* Sweat Is Winning- Here Are Some Places In Northern Colorado To Cool Off

Today, the temperature in Northern Colorado is expected to reach over 100 degrees. The b*** sweat is real. If your air conditioner is on the fritz (I love the word fritz), you can go to these Northern Colorado locations to cool off.

The Pool

But there's a caveat. It has to be a kid-free pool. I'm not really sure where to find one of those. Of course, in some places, there are adults-only hot tubs, but we've all seen little booger eaters doing cannonballs and getting pee pee water in my pina colada.

It's fine.

You know what? Just take a bath in lukewarm water at home.

The Library

Sometimes I go to the library, sit in a big comfy chair, and read. But, if I'm being honest, I don't know how to read. Just kidding. I can read. But that's not the point. The point is that libraries are known for having powerful air conditioners. I think they do it so people don't stay too long.

Just a theory.

So if you're hot, sweaty, and smelly, head on over to your local Northern Colorado library. They'll love that.

Costco or Scheels

If you've been to either of these places, you know that when you walk in, you're blasted with a gust of wind so powerful it will literally blow your hat off. Who's to say you can't just set up a lawn chair in the line of fire and let it blast your face off with cool air all day?

It's also free.

So that's my list of things to do to cool off during these hot summer days.