Cranky Old Lady Demolishes Snow Penis

Some parts of North America have already gotten snow, which means cranky old ladies come out to smash the giant snow penises. It happens every year when the snow flies. Some kid in the neighborhood takes the time to build a giant snow penis. Then some cranky woman comes along and smashes it down.

What is a snowman to do for a little fun now? It’s not like the thing would last more than one shot. Once it got hot it’s just a puddle of water and that is it. I know why she did it. She no longer has any fun so no one can have any fun. That just isn’t fair to the snowman.