Snowman

For the last month and a half, Foley farmer Greg Novak has been busy building a 50-foot tall snowman.

Some parts of North America have already gotten snow, which means cranky old ladies come out to smash the giant snow penises. It happens every year when the snow flies. Some kid in the neighborhood takes the time to build a giant snow penis. Then some cranky woman comes along and smashes it down.

There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom

Ghastly little children and zombie corpses in elevators aren't the only things petrifying people around the world this holiday season. It looks like even Frosty himself is getting in on the act to wish us all a very happy (and spooky) holiday.