Meet Countessa Suicide, a fiery, redhot Suicide Girl from Australia. Countessa may hail from the outback, but she really lives on the Internet – Tumblr to be exact. 

We imagine her Tumblog is loaded with GIFs from her favorite TV shows, like ‘Dollhouse,’ ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer,’ and ‘Family Guy,’ and maybe even a few shots of her doing what she does best, which clearly is just lying around looking sexy, nerdy and cute.

NAME: Countessa Suicide

AGE: 24

LOCATION: Australia


OCCUPATION: Camgirl and architecture grad (I have my own business designing houses). Amateur novellist.

STATS: 5'7" and allnatural.

BODY MODS: Scars from open-heart surgery, 3 ear lobe piercings (2 stretched), retired nipple piercings, willy wagtail back tattoo.

HEROES: Bob Brown, Captain Paul Watson, Julian Assange, Bill Mollison, Mark Sisson, J K Rowling, Mark Twain, Oscar Wilde


MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: Whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: Not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Designwank, Fashionista, Retro, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Diva

INTO: Corsets, punk, metal and by metal. designing, writing books, reading books, sustainable living, vegetable gardening, food preservation, self sufficiency, ducks, shootin', The Paleo diet, graphics and pretty things

NOT INTO: Ignorance, rudeness, people who pry too much, mosquitoes.

MAKES ME HAPPY: Sunshine, great food, sex, shopping, tea, reading, travelling, being outside, watching plants grow, eating fruit, hugs

HOBBIES: Gardening, procrastinating on the internet, writing, cooking, doing makeup, pole dancing, reading

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:Computers, My watch... legs?



BANDS: Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Alkaline Trio, Blackmore's Night, Metallica

FILMS: Midnight in Paris, Lord of the Rings, Velvet Goldmine, Amelie, Beauty and the Beast (Disney!!)

BOOKS: Harry Potter (ALL) - J K Rowling, Pawn of prophecy - David Eddings, Polgara - David and Leigh Eddings, The Complete Jack the Ripper - Donald Rumbelow, Chronicles Of Narnia

TV SHOWS: Dollhouse, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, Family Guy

ARTISTS: J K Rowling, Stephen Fry, May Gibbs, Mark Twain, Anna Sewell

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