25 Hilarious Google Reviews of Colorado’s Infamous Supermax Prison
People will review anything on Google — even Colorado's infamous supermax prison.
In case you're unfamiliar, I'm talking about the U.S. Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX), or the highest maximum-security prison in the country.
Located in Florence, Colorado, the compound keeps its 332 male prisoners in solitary confinement for at least 23 hours a day. It is also home to some of the world's most notorious criminals, including the Unabomber, a three-time prison escapee, and Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman Loera.
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And there are even Google reviews about it.
Not from the actual prisoners, of course. Obviously, these reviews are in jest (unless El Chapo is on Google...just kidding), but they are still pretty entertaining. In fact, most of these reviewers seem to think that, in an alternative universe, the supermax prison could be a decent place to stay.
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From complaints about unfriendly guests to compliments about privacy, here are 25 hilarious Google reviews about Colorado's infamous supermax prison: