Amazon Dam Construction Uncovers Rare Brazilian ‘Penis Snake’

Yes you read that correctly -- we said "Penis Snake." The "Penis Snake" was discovered in the Brazilian Amazon during recent dam construction on the Madeira River in Rondonia. We wonder if this new discovery will be a high-fashion pet for the ladies.

The "Penis Snake," which isn't really a snake but a limbless lungless amphibian, is said to absorb oxygen through it's skin -- as well as makes most women weak at the knees.

We're not scientists, but we think the "Penis Snake" enjoys dark warm places -- but who doesn't right?

[HuffPost]