According to This List, Colorado and Utah Are Not Redneck Enough

I like the website Roadsnacks.net. They have an interesting way of looking at the world. Recently, they decided to find out which states were the most redneck. To my surprise, Colorado and Utah were way down the list.

That means one thing. We need to do whatever we can to be more redneck.

Here's the breakdown of how they decided the redneck factor.

We looked at the following criteria for each state:

• High school dropout rate
• % of homes in a state that are mobile homes
• Walmarts per capita

According to their numbers, Colorado ranks #22 while Utah is a measly #36. Let me ask a question. In Colorado, did the people that rank this stuff take the time to go to Delta? Or in Utah, have you been to Monticello recently?