Ladies and gentlemen, this, is news.(?)

A woman in Northern California is pissed at her neighbor. More specifically, she's pissed at her neighbor's parrot, Rula.  

This idiot claims that the parrot has been teaching her grandkids to swear. In Spanish. The parrot's owner claims that the neighbor is hearing it all wrong and that Rula is actually saying her own name, and that she's never taught Rula Spanish.

We'll keep an eye out for any breaking updates as the story unfolds.