Never mess with someone's food! I don't care what you do to me but NEVER mess or touch my food! Also don't mess with Johhny Law, or his french fries.

In D.C. over the weekend, a police officer sat down to have lunch when a woman decided to come flirt with him. She proceeded to take a couple of fries off his plate. He asked her to stop, but she continued, so he did the only thing you can do when you want someone to stop flirting with you and eating your food: cuff 'em! That's right. She got herself a free ride downtown.

The police report read, "2nd degree theft of french fried potatoes, qty. 3."  She's just lucky she didn't commit this act of larceny in a Krispy Kreme.