Turkey’s Are Horrible Animals and We Should Eat Them All This Week [VIDEOS]

I keep seeing articles with people arguing about how turkey became the official meal for Thanksgiving. Some of these people even recommend that we don't eat turkey because they have meant too much to our country and almost became the national animal instead of the eagle at one point... But I am here to tell you that turkey's are dicks and we should eat them all this Thanksgiving! 

I guess after all these years of eating their brothers and sisters it is about time that turkey's stood up for themselves a bit, but I guess they also forgot that they are quite a few notches lower on the food chain, and these here videos make me want to eat them even more... Mostly so I don't ever have to be chased by one, they look scary!!