Total Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleTotal Non-Germaphobe Swigs Beer From a Roof ShingleThe phrase "drinks are on the house" has never been so literal.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Scissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedScissors Stuck in Man’s Stomach Since 1998 Finally RemovedYou can forgive this man for complaining about sharp pains in his stomach.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Colorado Landlord Caught Having Sex in Tenant’s ApartmentColorado Landlord Caught Having Sex in Tenant’s ApartmentA couple in Colorado Springs were shocked when they caught their landlord having sex in their apartment.Tim GrayTim Gray
Stone Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and FriesStone Cold-Hearted Santa Tells Boy to Lay Off Burgers and FriesSanta Claus has wound up on his own naughty list.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Yahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy StupidYahoo! Answers Masturbation Questions Are (Un)Sexy StupidThe people who go to Yahoo! Answers to find information on masturbation are almost as inept at touching the keyboard as they are touching themselves.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Colorado Just Changed the ‘Legal’ Definition of a SandwichColorado Just Changed the ‘Legal’ Definition of a SandwichOh, Colorado! There was already a definition for a sandwich, we didn't need a new -- and hilarious -- definition.Tim GrayTim Gray
Man Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes CopsMan Throws Woman Out of Car During Blind Date, Eludes CopsIt's hard to say if this guy is worse at dating or driving.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Brazen Fool Robs Company President During Job InterviewBrazen Fool Robs Company President During Job InterviewLook, some people are just not good on job interviews. This is the tale of one of those people.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mug Shot for Serial Air Horn Blower Is As Nutty As You’d GuessMug Shot for Serial Air Horn Blower Is As Nutty As You’d GuessIf you're the type of guy who repeatedly blows an air horn in the middle of the night, you probably look like this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Wedding Ring Strangles Man’s Penis in Worst Sex Game EverWedding Ring Strangles Man’s Penis in Worst Sex Game EverA wedding ring should remain on your finger. At. All. Times.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz