BMW

There was a secret that was right in front of our faces in the Bryant Gumbel-Katie Couric Super Bowl ad that you may have discovered -- if you are curious like me.

Ever been to the BMW Museum? Neither have we. But thanks to the miracles of modern technology, you can glide through its halls and get an up-close view of pretty much every model the venerable and venerated German automaker has ever produced.

Well, that went fast.

Chances are that if you drive a brand new $60,000-plus BMW M4, people are probably going to think that you're a douche already. Sure, that's probably unfair, but that's just the way it goes. So, if you're lucky enough to drive one of those really nice cars, you should probably do what you can to just be cool.

We hate to break the news to you, but if you drive a blue BMW chances are you’re a menace to society.

We'll admit that parking spots are getting smaller in most parking lots but this driver is parking her BMW like she's trying to fit a submarine into a kid's pool.