May is National Masturbation Month – Celebrate with the Autoblow 2 [NSFW]

In case you were wondering, there is a National Masturbation Month, and it's May! It shouldn't surprise you since there seems to be a "National day, week, or month" for just about everything. But since the big month is now here, I thought I would notify you of a new product to gift yourself in celebration. 

Fist off, no, I am not making this whole thing up... The celebration of May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

Now onto this new "thing" you need to try... The Autoblow 2. Bet you can't guess what it does...

**VIDEO MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS**

My only question is, is it really masturbating if you don't use your hands?? You can buy yourself an Autoblow here.