I have always said that I am here for you, and I mean that. Always looking for new ways to improve your life whether it be things you need to do or things you need to stay away from. I know that if I am wondering something, someone else is probably wondering the same thing. Since I had a dream this happened to me, I thought I would do a little research. Today, something I think would probably be best if avoided... Can you break your penis? 

The simple answer is, unfortunately, yes, you can break you wiener.

The more sophisticated answer is this:

There are no bones in your ding-dong if you didn't already know, so doctors don't call it a break. It's actually called "penile fracture." A severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.

If you try to penetrate your lady with a flying leap across the room and this happens to you, you better get to the doc. They must open up the skin through one or more incisions. Then they find the edge of the tear and close it up with sutures. Sometimes these tears are extensive and span half the circumference of the penis (usually the tears are crosswise), requiring about 10 stitches. Then they close her all up.Good news is your only out of service for a bit. Most can resume sex in about a month (after the wound has healed).

Every year at least two hundred Americans have this unfortunate injury happen to them... And now your Monday isn't so bad, is it?