The bumper sticker has always been one of the highest forms of human communication. Ok, I'm kidding, they may be one of the worst forms of communication, second only to memes and smoke signals. Regardless, they are everywhere we go. If there is one thing we love to do as humans, it's forcing our way of thinking on others.

Here are eight Grand Junction themed bumper stickers I think need to exist, like yesterday!

Seriously, folks. It's just a circle.

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The sign has those specific numbers for a reason.

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Because Junction can be expensive.

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Stahp! Using this font.

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I mean, it kinda is a big deal.

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Even if they match your tux, nope!

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Flip flops are acceptable any time of the year.

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Keep your priorities straight.

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