A bandit in Brazil possibly ruined Valentine's Day for someone who would have found luxurious pleasure with a stolen gold vibrator. Who even knew they even made gold sex toys?

A Brazilian adult store was robbed for the sole purpose of taking the gold 'personal massager'. The missing $4,000 vibrator was gold 18-carat gold plated with a steel core.

The bandit failed to take the charger for the gold vibrator, making it useless for it's intended purpose. Although since it's gold you could melt the thing down.

Even if it is gold, it must be an awkward conversation when trying to get someone to buy a gold dildo.