A female Colorado moose thought an antlered moose she saw might be up for some frolicking. Only one problem, her male counterpart was metal.

The poor gal must have started feeling like she lost her sex appeal since all of her best efforts to get this guy's attention were to no avail.

She finally gets a reaction when the metal moose falls over 'dead' at which point she has to be thinking 'I made a huge moose-stake and killed the poor guy. Time to get out of here before someone sees what happened.'

Too bad she was caught on video completely ruining her thought about what happens in the woods, stays in the woods.