We love bringing you good news. So, here goes. If a California company is right, only 34 families will survive the apocalypse. Here's the shocker. These 34 families are super-rich. And, here are the doomsday bunkers where they will live in luxury.

The Verge exposed this story recently. The company is called Vivos and here are some of the benefits of what they have to offer.

In the event of a civilization-altering event, Vivos will dispatch helicopters to ferry you and your family into the lap of luxury and safety, away from those pesky non-rich humans. If you're lucky enough to be invited, you will be given 2,500 square feet of living space, with the option to double that space if you need an extra room for your suntan bed, or a stable for your dressage horse, as one does.

If you go to the Vivos website, they cover some of the different events that might happen any day now.

Be ready for the predicted planetary alignment, doomsday, the Rapture, the end times, or Armageddon. If you believe in the prophecies and predictions of the Bible, Nostradamus, the Third Secret of Fatima, the visions of Edgar Cayce, and all of the current signs of an economic collapse, future nuclear war, WW3, a pandemic, an EMP power outage, a Yellowstone eruption, a potential asteroid collision, Nibiru, Planet X, Fukushima’s eventual meltdown and widespread global radiation, the coming pole shift and/or major earth changes, it is time to prepare!

What about the zombie apocalypse or the Denver Broncos not making the playoffs? What about those?!? Oh, well. At least the rest of us will have a great view of the incoming comet before impact. Was I not supposed to reveal that?