It's always the middle of the night when I can't sleep that I feel like I should have been a commercial maker for tampon and condom companies. There is just so much good stuff that you could do, and no one seems to ever do it. Most likely because that kind of sh** isn't allowed on TV. Anyways, finally a condom maker started thinking like me, and made a brilliant commercial... And it got banned, imagine that!! 

When you go to the store to buy a new shirt, you get to try it on. When you go to the frozen yogurt shop, you get to try 'em before you buy 'em. It seems to be the standard these days... Making sure the product is right for you before you buy it, that is. So, I think it sounds fair that you should be able to try out condoms before you buy them too, right?? Australian condom makers, Four Seasons seem to agree...

***WARNING!!! Although you can't see any private parts, your boss still might consider this video porn!***

The ad was banned from TV, but Four Seasons is promoting it hard elsewhere."Have you seen our BANNED FROM TELEVISION commercial yet?" the company asks on its Facebook page. Along with the quirky slogan... "Cover Your Member, Especially in December."

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