You Can Now Trade In Your Lame Gift Cards For a Porn Subscription
There is nothing worse on Christmas morning than opening a package that you think is a new Xbox One or whatever you asked for, and tucked away deep inside the box is a gift card to a store you'll never step foot into! Couldn't you just give me cash so I could buy what I want, where I want? Well, the good folks in the porn industry are all about helping a brother out, and have an offer for all of us gift card receivers this year.
Naughty America is offering the ability to watch some dude get deep inside a box in exchange for what was deep inside your box on Christmas morning. The site which owns dozens of online porn sites is willing to grant you free access in exchange for your unused gift cards.
This deal just keeps getting better because the list of businesses whose cards they accept is way longer than the dudes in their videos! Bad news, is iTunes isn't included, but that's OK because you needed some music to listen to while you spanked it anyways!
It's all anonymous too. You don't have to use a credit card or your name, just an email address. A third-party site pays Naughty America for the gift card numbers. So you can tell your wife that you really did use that Tiffany and Co. gift card on a pearl necklace!
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