You Can Buy a 55 Gallon Drum of Lube on Amazon
They say buying in bulk will save you money over time, and thus I love Sam's Club! But there is one thing that Wal-Mart's bulk-selling brother store is just missing. So if you're looking for 55 gallons of personal lube in one shot, you'll have to hit the interwebs and visit Amazon!
Sure, $900 may seem like a lot at first, but this is actually a fantastic deal if my math is correct (but there is a good chance my math is not correct... A 2 oz. bottle of KY costs about $2, that means it is about a dollar an once if you buy a normal supply of lube. There are 7,040 oz. in 55 gallons which means that to get the same amount of lube in normal portions it would cost you over 7 grand! $900 doesn't seem too bad after-all now does it?
Now, you are probably thinking what I was... What would you do with 55 gallons of lube? Well, clearly I don't know, but the description on Amazon had some mighty fine ideas:
Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking for a simply jaw-dropping amount of lube, Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant is ready to get the fun started with this 55 gallon drum! With its superb formula you will have a natural feel that keeps you moist longer and also works great with all toy materials. Easily washes away with warm water and mild soap. You may never run out of lube again! Size: 55 gallons. Note: Includes pump.
Oh, and then there are the reviews! This is by far the best one I could find:
As UPS discreetly unloaded my 55-gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.
Add this to your Christmas list, and send grandma here to buy it for you! You're welcome.