Where Are the Best Places to Get It On At Work

Most "love" experts agree that it is a bad idea to date, screw, or even worse, marry co-workers. Although I don't have any factual information to back it up, I think they probably would agree that it is even a worse idea to express your love to co-workers by making love at the office. But if you don't care what the experts say, here are the best places to get it on at work. 

EliteSingles, a UK-based dating service, found that 56 percent of women and 61 percent of men have sexual fantasies about colleagues, and have flirted with the idea of doing the deed at the office. Sadly, of those day-dreaming about it, only 21 percent of women say they'd actually do it, compared to 52 percent of guys (which seems awfully low for a bunch of horndogs) are all gung-ho about the idea.

Contrary to popular beliefs that the photocopier is the place people want to get down and dirty (and take a photos of their asses in the process), the number one in-office place where people want to have sex, for men at least, is in the storage room.

Chicks seem to prefer the privacy that comes with getting busy in the conference room, followed by their office, then the elevator, although only 1 percent of women have actually done it there. However can anyone really have sex between the lobby and the 4th floor? If you can, I'm pretty sure that is not a good thing!

The least desirable places for both men and women to have sex in the workplace are the smoking area and kitchen area, respectively. Good thing! no one wants their brown-bagged tuna sandwich to be all soggy!