What Kind of Porn Does Colorado and the Rest of The United States Like Best?

We have all heard the saying "everybody poops," and people are pretty willing to admit that since it’s a natural thing. But these same people won't seem to admit to a similarly natural thing... Masturbation. But almost everybody does that too! About 95% of men and 89% of women do the deed. Now even if they won't admit to doing it, we know what they like to look at while doing it... 

The popular internet porn hangout, PornHub has just released a big, ol’ sticky mess of data about American porn habits. And the conclusion?

Colorado is pretty normal in liking the creampie, and here I always thought the only flavors of creampie were coconut and banana... But, I guess that could be a considered a type of manly banana.

Why so many Americans love the creampie kind of boggles the mind, but it makes us here in Colorado feel pretty normal that we aren't into anything out of the oridinary like our brothers to the north in Wyoming who are the only state on the map to like "smoking porn" best, whatever the hell that is...

Other noteworthy nuances to take from this data: The West Coast love Asians, Texans and some other states like it borderline legal, Utah either hasn't discovered the internet yet, or having 9 wives keeps you too busy to watch porn, and Anita Queen is just ONE pornstar and pretty big time since she can lock down the entire state of Nevada’s d*cks whenever and wherever she wants.