Turns Out the Company Christmas Party is a Great Place to Get Laid

First off, if your place of employment doesn't have a Christmas party for it's employees, find a new job. Also, if your company does offer a party, but doesn't offer free booze, you need to think about finding a new job. I am assuming everyone else has a holiday party with free booze. More good news for these folks... Turns out mixing free booze with coworkers equals a trip to funky town!! 

A survey conducted by the British dating site IllicitEncounters.com found that office holiday parties offer a flurry of ways to get with co-workers in a non-HR-friendly kind of way...

31% of people admitted to ending up naked and in bed with someone they probably shouldn't have been with (a co-worker) after a few too many free shots at the party. The more prude 60% of people stood under the mistletoe and kissed someone at their office party.

Now remember the people you work with may seem very friendly and inviting with a few cocktails in the tank, but they are also the people most likely to make your life the biggest living hell in the world too. So you might want to rethink before acting like the 50% that admitted they got carried away and made a fool out of themselves in front of their work friends and bosses. Or the 24% who lose their mind and tell their bosses what they’ve been holding back about them the rest of the year.

Although I must tell the story of my very first radio Christmas party where I got hammered and decided to keep dropping things in front of my very gay boss... To make a long story short, I was just a part-time employee then, and since, I have had a full time job (and yes, my pants stayed on that night).

Anyways, after writing this article all my female co-workers should know what they are getting as a Secret Santa gift this year!!!

[DAILY STAR]