The holidays are coming up… Quick. If you are like me, you have friends and family bombarding you with the question “What do you want for Christmas”. That one little question is so very frustrating for me. Why? Because I am one tough Christmas cookie to shop for...
To the wild-eyed booze enthusiast, it is a sometimes-necessary evil to cut 80 proof whiskey with diet soda, to keep that girlish figure without having to throw your balls up over your shoulders and just do shots. Good news, friends -- it's also an efficient way to get tanked.
Aside from waking up next to some wild beast with chronic halitosis and a wooden leg, one of the most horrifying experiences a man can possibly have after a blackout rendezvous with a bottle of grain alcohol is blindness.
When alcohol is distilled there are three parts the head, the heart and the tail. The heart is the drinkable alcohol, the head is methanol which becomes formaldehyde and the tail is basically alcohol with too much water content.