The only advice we have for Aikman is maybe don't talk about your players butt-sweat on live TV.
Who knew that butt sweat was such an important factor when it came to the game of football? Aren't there enough pads and stuff to keep the sweat from leaking through...
Our long national nightmare is finally over! Tom Brady's stolen Super Bowl jersey has been found! You won't believe who stole it, or maybe you will... I don't know your life.
Tom Brady did the worst impression of The Rock that we have ever heard. It sounded nothing like The Rock. Also, why the hell is Brady wearing leggings and chillin' on a rock? Weird
Tom Brady went on a weird rant yesterday about how we're being brainwashed into drinking Coke and eating Frosted Flakes. He was defending his personal trainer, who's the target of a critical article in Boston Magazine that called him a "snake oil salesman," for claiming his products could cure cancer and concussions.
As a lifelong Denver Broncos fan, there are a lot of mean things I could say about Tom Brady. But, my momma told me to be a positive person. Alright then. I am positive that I like these five things more than Tom Brady.