Taco Bell

We've all been there. You pull up to a drive-thru to order a burger or a couple of tacos and the person in front of you takes forever. It's maddening.

When I think of free Taco Bell for life, I also think there probably isn't enough toilet paper in the world to make that feasible... But then I also think of all those drunken nights that will be 152 times better because you never have to pay for the only thing better than sex when you are drunk!

Charlie Sheen's antics do not seem to have stopped.

This photo could make you think twice before you make a run for the border.

Taco Bell recently changed America's taco calculus by offering Doritos-flavored shells. Their next move appears to be far more radical.

Calling all high school seniors and juniors – here’s your chance to catch what is considered the best grad party in the west.

If you spend a lot of time with high school students you should be pretty well acquainted with Taco Bell. Which is why it's surprising that the delicious fast food was able to cause so much confusion at Del Campo High School in Sacramento, California.

Taco Bell has been an integral block of my food pyramid for almost two decades. Here is where things get a little odd though -- rarely do I stray from the regular. In the beginning the order was always the same -- three Soft Taco Supremes and three regular crunchy tacos -- with an occasional Grilled Stuft Burrito with beef. Boring but always delivered.

The Taco Bell 2013 Super Bowl commercial is hopefully a glimpse into our future.

The Taco Bell Doritos Locos taco it has gained much popularity among those with the munchies. So much so that Taco Bell says that a quarter of their taco sales come from the Doritos Locos Tacos since the 2010 launch. Now the two are joining forces again to make the munchies even better.